What happens when tiger meets tiger and both would rather go down swamping than risk a stodgy draw?
Alex Bourke returns with more hair-raising swamp on swamp action in the final apocalyptic ...
Jason Voorhees (Alex
Kings Head 2 v Muswell Hill
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Freddy Krueger is a junior graded 126, which means he's worth at least 136, which means next season he'll be worth at least 146. He's confident, almost cocky, banging out moves, used to shunting over-confident grown-ups into the blunder zone. He's trying to put me to sleep with the most boring opening in the world before carving me up in my worst nightmare.
However what Black doesn't know is that 25 or 30 years ago I too used to be a deadly teenager lurking in the woods around Lake Crystal, well the Bristol League actually.
A solid way to contain a tiger is to close the position and outmanoeuvre him, push him slowly off the board. Less Simon Webb in Chess for Tigers, more Aron Nimzowich in My System, which hopefully Freddy won't have got his fingers on till next year.
I'm looking forward to trying 7. e6 in a quickplay.
9. b4 is also highly tempting. Greek GM Kotronias' book "Beating the Caro-Kann" tells you how to play the line properly (preceding g4 with 4. Nc3), but in tonight's battle of the stripey ones, neither knows exactly what's coming up, only that each plans to splatter the other all over the board.
Now 10. c3, c4 and the game would be dead.
"I was terrified when I saw this move," said Black afterwards, before he spotted the one way to avoid being left with a rubbish pawn on g6 or a giant white pastie on e5.
Gordon F. Bennett, how did I miss this? Black looks to be winning another pawn at d4 or b2. But in Tigerland, things can go from okay to oh cripes in a couple of shakes of a tiger's tail. d5 is vulnerable.
Black counterswamps, deliberately walking into a pin. See if you can guess the next few moves. Hint: think Kill Bill rather than consolidate.
Getting out of the line of fire, renewing the bishop pin of the d4 pawn, locking the black knight on c6 (Nxd4; 22. Bxd4, Q or Rxd4; 23. Nb5 dis ch) and hitting f5.
Or Qc7; 23. Rh3 or Re1 or Rd3 look promising.
25... Bxc5 26. Nxc5 (26. Qxc5? Qxa4) 26... Nd4! 27. Qc4 (or 27. Rxd4 Rxd4 28. Nb3 Qd5 winning) 27... Qxc5 28. Qxc5 Nb3+ winning a piece. White's next is pure instinct for a tiger. The rest of the game is pure swamp on swamp as we each try to out-hustle the other.
Surely White loses the bishop? However now the Rd7 is on the business side of Black's knight. Only one move keeps White in the game.
Threatening mate at b7.
Someone once said never force your opponent to play a move he wants to play anyway. Anyway....
Reaching the time control. Black has quite a lead on the clock in a quickplay finish, so White must rustle upsomething
And White offers a draw, letting Black believe I don't think I have any winning chances, which of course Black declines.
There comes a moment when a kill is no longer clear, but it's psychologically hard to accept the other guy deserves to live after being chased all over the forest for the previous hour. So one plays on for a loss in the climactic final 30 minutes. I've done it so many times. Of course Black's quite entitled to play on with all those bits surrounding my king, but now he's so busy tring to win down my end that he might not look too carefully what's happening around his own goalmouth. (OK, ok I know I'm mixing horror spoofs with footballing metaphors but have you seen some of those soccer stars' haircuts lately?)
Setting a devious trap, which the immediate Qb4 would not.
Black has overlooked the difference between a K on b8 and a8 in his eagerness to play on.
And Black resigns in view of Rxc7; 39. Rd8+ and mates.
I've decided to give up ultra-violence for a while and return to the solid technique that originally got my grade up into the 150's. Swamping is all very well when you want to try to snatch a point off a heffalump. But ultimately the way to success in chess is paved with self-restraint, careful planning and hard analysis, as described in Nimzowich's My System and Kotov's three books Think/Play/Train Like A Grandmaster.
I'll leave you with some closing thoughts on The Way of the Swamp:
To swamp or not to swamp, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to 'ave a right good go and enjoy chess to the max.
Do not concern yourself with victory or defeat, be one with the moment. And the moment is jammy.
Don't try this at home Unless you too are a man or woman not afraid of the feel of jam on your hands.
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